為大家送上15句雙語版“土味情話”~

表白還有比I love you更浪漫的表達哦~

親戚

I think you look like a relative of mine.

You look like my father&39;s son-in-law.

我覺得你像我的一個親戚

你像我爸的女婿

打火機

&34;Have you got a lighter?&34;

&34;No.&34;

&34;Then how did you manage to set my heart on fire?&34;

“你有打火機嗎？”

“沒有。”

“那你是怎么點燃我的心的？”

血型

&34;What&39;s your blood type?&34;

&34;B.&34;

&34;No, you are my type.&34;

“你是什么血型？”

“B型。”

“不是，你是我的理想型?！?/p>

地圖

&34;Do you have a map?&34;

&34;What?&34;

&34;I&39;m getting lost in your eyes.&34;

“你有地圖嗎？”

“怎么啦”

“我在你的雙眸中迷失了方向?！?/p>

夢境

&34;I had a bad dream yesterday.&34;

&34;What kind of dream?&34;

&34;A dream without you.&34;

“我昨天做了一個噩夢?！?/p>

“什么噩夢？”

“沒有你的夢?！?/p>

未來

&34;Why hasn&39;t the thing I asked you to order come yet?&34;

&34;What?&34;

&34;Our future.&34;

“剛剛叫幫我點的東西怎么還木有來？！”

“什么？”

“我們的未來。”

問路

&34;May I ask you the way?&34;

&34;Which way?&34;

&34;The way to your heart.&34;

“我可以向你問路嗎？”

“你要去哪里？”

“去你心里。”

老婆

&34;I&39;m not afraid of anyone except you.&34;

&34;Why?&34;

&34;Because I am afraid of my wife.&34;

“我什么人都不怕，就是怕你?！?/p>

“為什么？”

“因為我怕老婆。”

目光

&34;There&39;s something on your face.&34;

&34;What?&34;

&34;My gaze.&34;

“你的臉上有一個東西誒?！?/p>

“啥？”

“有我的目光?！?/p>

自戀

&34;I&39;ve got a crush on a guy.&34;

&34;Then he must be handsome.&34;

&34;Oh, you are such a narcissist.&34;

“我喜歡上一個小哥哥了?！?/p>

“那他一定很帥?！?/p>

“你太自戀了。”

長蛀牙

I&39;m afraid that I&39;m gonna have a tooth decay.

Because you are just so sweet.

我好害怕自己要長蛀牙了哦。

因為你真的太甜了。

教你愛我

&34;Can you love me?&34;

&34;No, I can&39;t.&34;

&34;Then I can teach you how to.&34;

“請問你會喜歡我嗎？”

“不會。”

“你不會我可以教你啊?！?/p>

分量變重

Are you getting fat lately?

Why are you weighing more and more in my heart?

你最近是不是又胖了？

為什么你在我心里的分量越來越重了呢？

女票

This is the ticket for a movie.

This is the ticket for a train.

But you have the ticket to my heart.

這是電影票。

這是火車票。

而你是我的女票。

幸福

&34;Do you know my original name?&34;

&34;I don&39;t know.&34;

&34;My original name was Wang, but it changed to Fu the moment I met you.&34;

(Note: Fu has the same pronunciation as the word &34;happiness&34; in Chinese.)

“你知道我本來姓什么嗎？”

“不知道?！?/p>

“我本來姓王，但是遇見了你，我就幸（姓）福了?！?/p>